 | A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good. | |
| Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. | |
| There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. | |
| Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you. | |
| Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. | |
| There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. | |
| Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. | |
 | 巨乳ちゃんにパイズリしてもらった！！！！ 冗談半分で「おっぱいで挟めそうだね」って言ったら、面白そうって(笑) 動きはぎこちなかったけど、それが逆に新鮮でよかったよ！ http://todonotsumari.com/tin/yreh4q9 | |
| Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? | |
| I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass. | |
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